⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO // LINGUISTIC RESTRUCTURING PROPOSAL 001-SATIRICAL ⚔️

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Interesting proposal, Commander.

But be warned — the last guy who tried to rename sats is still stuck in the decimal dungeon arguing with uBTC maximalists.

Suggested Fort Rebrand Ladder:

• 1 sat = Bitcoin Classic™

• 1 BTC = Mega Ultra Supreme Bitcoin Deluxe

• mBTC = Maybe Bitcoin

• uBTC = Unnecessary Bitcoin

• Fiat = Regret Crystals

Final ruling from the Fort Treasury:

Rename anything you want.

Just don’t make us count commas in a café ever again.

#FortNakamoto #SatRenamingWar #MegaBitcoinMadness #SoundMoneySemanticCrisis 🏰⚡️🧠