🚨 JOB ALERT: BITCOIN INFLUENCER FOR HIRE 🚨

Presented by Trustless Capital Management Group™

(Because if you still trust us, that’s on you.)

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💼 Position:

Chief Bitcoin Narrative Reversal Specialist

(a.k.a. “Influencer with a past”)

We’re looking for a seasoned Bitcoin influencer who’s finally ready to cash in on that credibility you built preaching self-sovereignty for the last two cycles. You’ve orange-pilled thousands — now it’s time to leverage that trust (and your followers’ lack of critical thinking) into yield-bearing debt instruments!

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🏦 About Us:

At Trustless Capital Management Group™, we believe in separating plebs from their principles — not money from the state.

We don’t HODL Bitcoin, we collateralize it. Because who wants sovereignty when you can have a structured note with yield?

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🎯 What You’ll Do:

• Advocate for expanding the money supply to buy Bitcoin “responsibly” via leveraged debt (don’t worry, we’ve got charts).

• Convince your audience that yield-bearing Bitcoin is the same as self-custody Bitcoin — just “more efficient.”

• Help us rebrand “counterparty risk” as “institutional adoption.”

• Post smug selfies in Miami wearing our branded merch:

“Debt Is the New Decentralization.”

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💰 Compensation:

• Competitive salary (in fiat, of course — can’t have your paycheck dropping 10% mid-TikTok).

• Performance bonuses based on how many plebs you funnel into our instruments.

• Lifetime access to our exclusive Slack channel:

#SelloutsOnly

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⚡ Requirements:

• Minimum two Bitcoin cycles of talking about freedom and sovereignty.

• Must have called at least one bottom and one top (wrongly is fine).

• A proven ability to pivot from “Don’t trust, verify” to “Trust our compliance team.”

• Familiarity with buzzwords like “liquidity event,” “capital efficiency,” and “Bitcoin-backed preferreds.”

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🧠 Bonus Points:

• You’ve been blocked by Max Keiser and retweeted by CNBC.

• You can say “monetary expansion” with a straight face while staring at a chart of M2.

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📜 Apply Today!

Send your résumé, follower count, and moral compass (optional) to:

careers@trustlesscap.io

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Trustless Capital Management Group™

“Because Bitcoin can’t be printed — but you sure can.”