The kindergarten teacher needs a daycare provider for her infants, a teacher for her preteens, a care home for her grandma and now she's hired an ambulant nursing assistant to check up on her dad because he's at home, recovering from a surgery.

On the way home from work, she grabs some take-out because she's too busy to cook.

She needs an entire army.

We foot the bill.

And now everyone needs the same army, but we're running out of infantry.