He goes on: “You know, the Abrahamic religions created homophobia. Before that, everybody was just sucking and f***ing. I think that’s why the Abrahamic religions created homophobia. They were like, ‘Hey, Greg, I know it’s fun to f*** your friend Ralph, but we gotta get our numbers up. Only f*** your wife.’ And then Greg was like, ‘Oh, OK, fine.’”