Good things don't last forever.
Welp, my last Pi was a B+ and I am kinda all over the RockChip stuff now - which I eventually would love to dump for good RISC-V stuff, simply because it's "actually" open source.
https://void.cat/d/5xjchzyqETyZ2mxRFDVbFn.webp
(I saw the post through mostr, but it couldn't resolve the RasPi mention whatsoever. So I went and just gawked at the real post instead.)