Will this stop the pentagon's forever wars?

We’ll call it “ports and adapters and connections”

please explain what you're talking about

I think capturing architecture in a (single, general) pattern will ever work. You're forcing yourself too low-level, thus trespassing on "design" concerns. Architecture concerns the subject's context of varying aspects and qualifications. It should find suitable solutions to fit snuggly within the context based on appropriately defined requirements. "A pattern" isn't going to cut it. No matter what way you name, shape or stretch it.

Even the 'my furniture doesn't fit' problem?

Got some examples?