New to Mastodon? Bookmark this handy glossary:

"toot" - post

"down the toot hole" - delete a post

"tootsday" - what we call Tuesday on here

"tootally" - self explanatory

"tickle the ivory" - post a toot

"miocene mastodonian" - old hand at tooting

"pliocene mastodonian" - just showed up, doesn't know it's called "tootsday"