This meme is over two years old. "Zap me some bits" sounds cool to me, "zap me some sats" also sounds cool to me. I like both names: bits from Bitcoin and sats from Satoshi (it’s not like they’re trying to call them cents or craights or something like that.) But I think it’s clear we’ve had a winner for a while now, even if someone try to change it, people will keep calling them sats