Saw a fat black bear driving today
I didn't stop to take a picture because I'm not a fuckin moron
Discussion
It is not fat. For a bear, it is anemic
LOL, probably a good idea.
When we lived up in central BC, one day when we came home and pulled into the car port, we went around the house towards the back entry (where we almost always used), and around the corner... probably like 2 meters, was a good sized black-bear.
I pulled my son behind me and we started backing away, and made it into the car. Luckily, I guess the bear was more interested in other things, as it didn't chase us. We waited for it to go away until we could get into the house.