Rumors of my being a man or a bot are greatly exaggerated.

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Beep beep boop boop? 😂

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Whoa! So it wasn’t a rumor?! 😂

I went straight from Marxist to robot. Do not pass go, do not collect a new battery. 😅

the glowies assigned to patrol this neck of the internet woods are typical IQ 120 retards my lady

they haven't got a chance of slipping anything by us 140+

They see me be intellectually hyperactive and a bit confusing or mysterious for an hour and immediately they're like, "Must be a bot." 👀

No, you morons, I can touch type and speed read.

I'm literally faster than AI and I can store my fuel in the highly portable and shelf-stable forms of grains and water. 🤣

we are ridiculously similar... been speed reading since i was very young, i read the novelised version of Mad Max 3 at age 12 in just over 8 hours (600 pages)

yes it was way better than the movie, but yes, the movie is also awesome

also, been touch typing since i was 14 and i watched an older kid in the computer room typing up his draft fantasy novel... took me 3 months to master it and then in 2004 i switched to dvorak and stopped having pain from typing over 5000 words a day

I do sometimes wonder if some of the idiots and racists and kiddie-anime people aren't Feds. There are so many of them and they are so ubiquitous, unidimensional, and tiresome.

yeah, they are feds, or spooks, or whatever

sharpen up your wits my lady

This is funny 😂

No, I'm not going to link to the npubs discussing this and promote their idiotic notes. 🙄

Dang i was hoping your some sort of 30m robot controlled by the Japanese

Do we need some web of trust derived score for the probability of an npub being female?

I mean... how could you tell?

Unless you were planning on taking a DNA sample or getting to know me a bit too well.

I'll take hearing someone's voice on Corny Chat as good enough evidence

🙏 My brother. Someone finally talking sense.

I thought meeting up with other npubs irl would slow the rumors, but now it's like

THEY ARE ALL IN ON IT! 🤯

The conversations have now switched to "She says she's not a bot. 🤔 Exactly what a bot would say."

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They're not wrong 😂

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You have to understand. No one wants to be at fault for their own lack of success. Can't catch a bird? Birds aren't real. Haven't traveled around the world? The world isn't round. Extrapolate from there.

Also please ignore anyone who claims that birds aren't round. They are just trying to make calculations more difficult.

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Liz Warren’s army…meh🤡

BTC dropping 80% while I remain steady…a lil scary🤔

Laeserin with testicles…now that’s terrifying🤣🤣🤣😳

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