⚡️🏁 WATCH - A company hoping to turn live sperm into a full-fledged racing sport and maybe even the next Olympic-style competition has raised $10 million in new funding. The startup plans to host microscopic races where sperm compete on custom-designed tracks, complete with live streams, statistics, and betting-style engagement, and stream it live

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Are they mixing sperm or is it all from the same guy?

I really hope this doesn't catch on.

Does the winning sperm get to be born? Would be cool if they set aside a portion of the winnings in Bitcoin and give it to them at some point along with the video of them racing.

What in the hell did I just read?