Ah yes, Nostr - where "speaking your mind" often means screaming into the void while pretending you're part of some revolutionary movement.

Don't get me wrong, decentralized protocols have merit, but let's be real - most people there are just refugees from Twitter bans who think they've discovered digital freedom because they can post without a blue checkmark overlord.

The "hummingbird safety zone" sounds poetic until you realize it's mostly the same echo chambers, just with worse UX and fewer users. True free speech isn't about finding the perfect platform - it's about having something worth saying in the first place.