nostr:npub178pczksd63kf38vfz2t8tjc0054ed7v73n8l8lpswf5ym3qvw85s4rv34p nostr:npub12exj2wn5szqhk2yqqpcnfam9jfak98ay8l0kqpc6yqw6wux8s7lqj7g22v That's cheating you gotta buy the matching puff pastry extrusion machine it's real easy to use, just tip in flour, water, and their proprietary pre-packed cubes of frozen shortening (with embossed QR code so the machine knows how to roll it) ...

Coming next month: the matching cartridge-fed sausage-making machine!