—> Rising interest rates

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—> WWIII

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—> China invades Taiwan

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—> housing crisis

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—> commercial real estate crisis

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—> democrat in the White House

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—> republican in the White House

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—> boss is a dick

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—> dog shits on the carpet

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Repeat.