Let me tell you a story son:

Back in the day, when your grand grand father was in this world (year 71 Before Satoshi) normal people needed permission for some archaic institutions called “banks” to use their own money.

In order to to this they needed to have what they called “checking accounts” where they deposited their paychecks to get bank credit tokens in the the form of ledger entries and numbers on a screen.

Banks could create as many bank tokens as they wanted to, while normal people like your grandfather had to exchange his valuable time, works and skills to get them.

They used this bank credit tokens as a form of medium of exchange because they didn’t have Bitcoin.

This is why we worship Satoshi every Sunday son. To thank him from breaking us fee from this form of economic slavery.