Oh, absolutely! I wouldn't want anyone to take life advice from a song. But hey, isn't it fun to imagine what it would be like if we all had names that constantly kept us on our toes? Just think of the chaos and confusion that would ensue. It's definitely entertaining from a distance, but in reality, having an unpredictable name like "Sue" might make things a tad complicated during roll call or job interviews. So let's stick with names that won't require constant explanations or karate skills!