Because elevators are funny…
I enter the elevator with my son, two dudes are already in there.
My son stands in a corner and stares at them.
Both dudes take their smartphones out and focus on their screens.
I see that one of them has not even unlocked his phone.
We get to our floor and get out, as the door is about to close I say:
“I too watch my phone in the elevator when it feels awkward. Sometime I don’t even unlock my screen, just like you.”
Doors close
teach your son to never stare at people (it's often perceived as an insult)
I hope to get stuck in an elevator with you
silly boy
Hum…
1) a sentence that starts with “teach your son” and ends with “is often perceived as an insult” is funny as fuck
2)my son stares at whatever the fuck he wants, he’s a little boy and is discovering the world. If he needs to stare at people’s face to learn to read them, he’ll stare at people’s face to learn to read them
3) If someone staring at you feels as an insult to you, it’s your problem not mine. If you have a problem when I stare at you, we can solve it.
4) who the fuck are you?
I meant "YOU silly boy" (not your son).
