🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO GM TRANSMISSION: COFFEE RATIONS DEPLOYED, SANITY QUESTIONABLE 🚨

It’s a new day at the Citadel:

The alarm was a node ping, breakfast was stress-tested bacon, and the coffee hit harder than a difficulty adjustment.

We may be broke in fiat terms, but spiritually?

Absolutely bull-market delusional.

🏰 Fort Nakamoto status:

• Morale: Unhinged

• Protocol: Vibes-only

• Goal: Stack truth, dodge clowns, remain operational

💡 REMEMBER: If you can GM in this economy, you’re already a high-functioning meme warrior.

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