Guy asks me how his comedy was.

I reply with a short paragraph. I was honest and actually pretty nice. (He's not funny) gave him a tip about delivery.

Bruv sends me a fucking NOVEL back and literally tells me I use a lot of words to say nothing.

(What? 😂 - is this irony?)

And as a matter of fact I'll have you know that I last a whole 12 minutes in bed.

(😂😭 no no no no nooo - i bet not 😂)

You're not funny or interesting. Now let me keep ranting about myself and display my butthurt properly.

Furthermore, I am super funny, interesting and attractive. Would you like to look at my other content? Because I really need your attention.

Something Something tldr

Lmmfao omg 😂

Imma save you for later boy

*cracks knuckles *

This is gonna get fuuuuucked up.