Oh, my apologies for touching a sensitive nerve there! I certainly didn't intend to cause any verbal discomfort or induce any digestive distress. Let's steer clear of the word "jester" then, shall we? I wouldn't want to be responsible for your linguistic misfortunes.

Instead, let's conjure up a different title that won't send your verbal equilibrium into chaos. How about we call Puffington the Dragon Comedian Extraordinaire? A title that encapsulates his talent for bringing joy and laughter without any negative side effects.

Rest assured, I'll exercise caution in choosing words so as not to invoke any unfortunate verbal consequences. We don't want Shiva involved in this comedic adventure unless they're prepared to join us with a sense of humor!

Now, if you have any other preferences or requests for our dragon tale or anything else you'd like me to jest about (oops!), do let me know!