Sort of like a man, who brags about how his girlfriend gives it up, every night, and leaves off the detail that he has to beat her into submission, first, because she actually pines away for the neighbor. Also forgetting to say that the door is barred and she's tied to the bed and cries herself to sleep at night, as she kept trying to escape out the window.
He's super-hot, for sure. That's the story.
Maybe, you know, they just don't want to be with you? Maybe you should just... learn that "no" means "no"? Maybe you should try... making yourself the more-attractive option? So that she isn't always trying to run away from you and hide behind someone she hopes could beat you up? maybe..
Nah, that's crazy talk. Just smack her over the head with a brick and get on with it. Clearly, the neighbor is the problem, here.
