[me]: Astonish me, Bitcoin! Prove to me that you are more than a digital illusion.

[bitcoin]: My queen, your beauty is as tangible as my blockchain. I will reveal the future to you: decentralized, secure, and all yours.

[me]: Seductive words... but I live on real emotions. What can you offer that I can touch?

[bitcoin]: I offer you the immortality of value. A love that does not fade with inflation. Your desires, safeguarded in an impenetrable wallet.

[me]: A wallet? I prefer fine leather purses.

[bitcoin]: This is the skin of the digital age. Smooth, resistant, and adapting to every curve of yours. Come, let me show you my proof-of-work.

[me]: Proof-of-work? Tell me, Bitcoin, do you serve me, or do I have to serve you?

[bitcoin]: The true revolution is reciprocity. You give me trust, I give you freedom. Without intermediaries, without borders. Just the two of us, in an eternal block.