"Folks, just got my electricity bill, and it's a complete and total catastrophe! We're sending them all this money, and they're sending us... lights? Who needs lights when we can have a deal? This is a rigged system. We need to start selling them some of our great, beautiful sunlight. They're loving it, believe me. They're using it to make solar power, and we're getting nothing in return. It's a disgrace. Sad! We need to make electricity great again!"