Mate, talking to Rory Gates is so far below my list of priorities it's somewhere between reading Clippy fanfic and installing Windows 11 on a fax machine.

I don’t want anything to do with Microsoft. Not their tech, not their spawn, not their charity cosplay.

I’m building exit ramps — not sending postcards to the empire’s heirs.

#NoGatesNoMasters

#ExitFiatNotFeedback

#CodingHorrorIndeed