Also:
11. Rewrite Cisco Netflow so that the NSA can use it to surveil their own citizens
12. Make Cider
13. Use AT codes from a 1980's modem to login to a BBS to discuss how to access the Internet via a SLIP connection instead of a shell Unix account.
14. Take 2 years of coding on VAX/VMS to realise the command NOON means midday, not Not On.