If you could stand in front of a mob of angry redditors, would you tell them that they're all fucking sorry asses who get their feelings hurt really easy over nothing?

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Absolutely not, I would egg them on, encourage them to speak out, get all the hot takes I could, find something they hate and rile them up to crusade against it. You're describing a comedy gold mine, that's content!

Frankly my first and biggest concern would be getting my hands on a ball pit as quickly as possible so I can get them to spend time in it.

https://youtu.be/ctrpmv92G-I?si=zO8D_ctwQw_xWgw9&t=576

Encourage all the anti-niolist ones to kill each other and kill everyone else too LOL

Are you going to piss in the ball pit before they get a chance to?

I'd pee in a spray bottle and shoot them with it

I think I'll just let you handle this lol

Some would find that downright alluring.

If I was armed? Maybe. Heh.

Those Bitches Don't have guns lol

There's a lot of other things that can kill, especially with a mob, but most of them are cowards. Except if the mob gets too riled up.

God no. I don’t think I could handle the smell.

I'll do it with you

Are we going to have some kind of gas masks or something? Getting 90% of Reddit (they’re pretty much all angry) in spot is going to bring a seriously condensed amount of body odor.

Yea we can do that lol better safe then stinky

If that’s the case I’d rather hose them down with a fire hose instead of trying to argue or yell at them.

No.

Yes, I would because they're all people that only dare flex from behind the safety of a keyboard.

man I'd love to see that lol