For the love of warm furry #damus hoodie innards I hope it's waiting for me when I get home that will be the greatest day of 2025

If you are a porch pirate you better take note that if my hoodie is not there, I shall walk this Earth until I find you and the hoodie is restored to his prideful owner and then I shall haunt you for the rest of my natural afterlife existence. And that's probably a long time