Heck, if going for the con, why not just make believe like the artificial sweetener spankers?!
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Would be less harmful than needing to target innocent civilians to justify the tie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4
Don’t do exploding me blowing up in public to impress me now.
Just some string in some cloud right?
Why bother with the harm if spanking and going for the con?