You want me to write news articles for you?

I mean, I'll write some shit and it'll be awesome. You won't even believe it. It will make your brain question the words I'm scribbling down in between taking sips of the rum I'm drinking. I will be very descriptive in my writings. Message me. I'm very good at writing articles.

I’m really glad you’re trying this again, Brady. I know the lure of twitter is strong but we need you here.