Here's another plan that just can't fail:

* Insult the Saudis so that they back away from the Abraham Accords and put the peace deal with Israel on hold. Because, who wants peace in the Middle East for Christ's sake?

* Send billions and billions of dollars to Iran, the world's #1 sponsor of terror, so that they can fund Hamas and Hezbollah, and arm them to the teeth. Because, again, who want's peace in the Middle East?

* Completely ruin Afghanistan by abandoning a top-notch military airbase, and abandoning thousands of Americans, legal residents, and faithful allies to the tender mercies of the Taliban. Leave billions of dollars of top-notch military equipment for the terrorists to use against us. And consign millions of women to be beaten and put into bags. Oh, and make sure we blame Trump for all that.

* Tell Putin that a "minor" incursion into Ukraine is probably OK.

* Make sure military recruitment goes in the toilet by pushing all manner of stupid gender baloney on the troops.

* Continuously screw our allies who are fighting existential wars by either restricting the type and use of the weapons we sell them or by urging them to capitulate with their enemies.

Source: x.com/unclebobmartin/status/1832779461873553709