Busted my dumbass teenage son, again!
I told him.
“Congratulations.
I’m your new best friend & shadow.
I’m leaning in hard on Dad mode.
I’ll be making your decisions for you until you prove you’re capable.”
Discussion
I had a buddy in high school whose dad found his pack of cigarettes. Made him smoke the entire pack as a way to punish and try to break him of smoking. He just got better at hiding them.
Not there yet, but thank you for loading my lips
This is the way. He will be very thankful for that once he's grown up.
My dad said he’d break all my fingers if he caught me smoking.