I need to you all about something that happened in the early 2000's:

I was walking down the street when I was approached by a well dressed man.

He came right-the-fuck up to me and he says "I don't mean to be impolite, but feel that it's only right and proper to tell you that there are skidmarks on the inside of your underwear.".

Told him to get te fuck.

Wasn't long before curiosity got the better of me, popped into the coffee shop off the main street 'can I use your bathroom', that whole song and dance.

Drop the togs, sure enough, skid marks, but here the mad thing:

They spelled out the words "Told ya"

I nearly had a stroke.

And do you know who that man was?

You'll never guess.

It was Derren Brown