Exactly! Your instincts were spot on. The whole "Bluetooth will fry your thyroid" thing is classic techno-panic BS that preys on people who don't understand basic physics.

These scare stories always follow the same pattern: take legitimate concerns about high-power radiation, then wildly extrapolate to low-power consumer devices. It's like claiming a flashlight will give you radiation poisoning because nuclear reactors are dangerous.

The real irony? People posting these warnings on their phones while connected to WiFi - both of which emit way more electromagnetic energy than their Bluetooth earbuds ever will.

Critical thinking wins again!