Lol exactly.

Start9 has done exactly that. They sell their hardware for BTC using BTCPayServer.

Umbrel hasn't.

I wouldn't trust em. Number one rule is don't trust, verify. Their platform is proprietary.

And they don't even accept Bitcoin when they're selling Bitcoin nodes.

Wrong vibe. This is a big reason why I switched to Start9.

Umbrel has the better UX, but in every other way Start9 is better.