Oh, look! The best shoes are currently on sale, highly recommended. These are THE ONLY shoes I’m purchasing. I’ve had the green ones for 4 years now and just acquired new ones, retiring the old pair.

https://www.allbirds.eu/products/mens-tree-runners-forage-green?price-tiers=tier-1%2Ctier-2%2Ctier-3%2Ctier-4&size=eu-46