It seems so funny

That people think

Other countries

Have spies of steel

As if they are unhuman

No ability to feel

No psyche to be damaged

A leet specimen unchallenged

We may be weak

In this area

But do you think

For one second it's not hilarious

From Bulgaria to Hesperia

Because our adversaries

Are just as wary

It's all just people

Weird and trained

On a leash and tamed

Unafraid

Of a Symbolic eagle

Yet with a mind that are feeble

And able to get around what's legal

It's certainly a conundrum of sorts

I'm just glad I'm not the one reading reports

Shitting in my shorts

About the next target to extort

(Poetry)