Job Interview:

Boss: Would you consider yourself a leader or a follower?

Me: Umm, both really.

Boss: Well, if you had to choose one, which would you be more?

Me: Then I am a leader.

At the end of the interview:

Boss: Ok, thank you for applying but you don’t seem to be a good fit for our company.

Me: No, thank you. I want to be appreciated for my critical thinking and intelligence.