You'll soon have so many eggs you can't eat them. So you sell them. Then you'll meet the crazy egg folks. Then you'll like them because they eat ticks. Then you'll eventually feed the eggs to the pigs you end up with. Then you'll fall in love with all the stupid animals you could eat but won't until the world ends...

Sorry I lost myself a moment. Chickens are the most badass little dinosaurs.

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I'm learning that. Fishcake is a boss. He watches over his girls. Calls them out when we give them scratch snacks.

I'm going to get surplus egg cartons, split them in half and tie some bows on half dozens and give out some gifts.

I can sell them locally for about 4 bucks a dozen too.