Anything tastes good if you add tons of fat. You don't even need to know how to cook. Same for drinks and sugar. You can get the worst food imaginable. Add fat or sugar and everybody will love it (and die 5 years earlier).

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So using obscene amounts of butter or cream to cook healthy food is cheating. If my goal was least calories per plate I could call it cheating. But if I don’t have that objective and I know it’ll taste good if I add unhealthy ingredients and don’t care about the calories then I’m just making a delicious meal.

Broccoli alone can taste really good. Or you can cook it incorrectly and fix it with butter. Besides making everything taste like butter, the use of fat tells me that the cook knows nothing about food.

Agreed, but I wouldn’t call it cheating.

But it is. Another is rice. Rice doesnt need any butter. But if you don't know how to cook it, throw a stick of butter in it and boom it's delicious. It doesn't taste like rice, but most people don't care. All they want is the unidimensional taste of fat. They wouldn't know how to recognize anything else.

😂 I’ve actually never made rice with butter. I’m sure it tastes great. I guess I turn it to nostr then. If a client is asking for a feature, and by implementing the feature you would need to deviate from the ideal path you’ve set out, are you cheating for appeasing the client?

If the feature is designed to drive clicks and doom scrolling, yes.

Alright fine, it’s cheating then. Just give me a goddamn gif button! 😂

Wait, are you not happy with the emoji packs we did?

Use them all the time, absolutely love them!I’m talking about finding a way to bring gifbuddy.lol and memeamigo into the note creation process. I also just realized I need to go throw out all of my butter now

Except potato vegetables don't taste good if compared to anything else and broccoli is the worst, most people will just rain salt on it and pretend it's any good.

Yeah, if you treat them like shit, they are not going to taste any good. Treat them like a steak and you are gold.

"Treat them like a steak". How am I supposed to have a lunch like this ?

Don’t worry, butter is likely the healthiest part of the meal.

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No joke tho