Little, bisexual (and still in denial about it) teenage me secretly jamming out to Taylor Swift:

🎶some day I'll be livin in a big ol city🎶

Yea, how did that work out for ya, bud? It sucks in the city. You are poor, the air smells all the time, its never dark cuz of light pollution, and there are crackheads constantly doing drugs on your porch