🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP’S SCOREBOARD NEEDS SOME WORK 🚨

PROMISES MADE:

✅ Strategic Bitcoin Reserve – We’ll take it. Even if it was inevitable.

❌ JFK Files – Still classified. Guess we can’t handle the truth.

❌ Epstein Files – Locked up tighter than Fort Knox (which probably also has no gold).

❌ Tallow Fries – The biggest betrayal of them all.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:

• We don’t negotiate with fiat governments, but we do expect them to keep their word.

• Bitcoin Reserve = Correct. Now release the rest of the receipts.

• The people demand hard money AND hard fat. Fix this, Donald.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Keep stacking. Keep pushing. And never settle for a 30% hit rate.

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#ReleaseTheFiles #FixTheFries #FortNakamoto