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Scandal: Historians Determine All Of George Washington’s Orders Were Signed By Auto-Feather (Satire)

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MT. VERNON, VA — In a massive scandal upending centuries of historical beliefs, researchers have discovered that George Washington signed the vast majority of his orders with an auto-feather device.

Jun 1st 2025 2:41pm EDT

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