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Gm😊☕

Hey brother 🤜🤛

Just getting started! Hope you’ve been well!

Good afternoon!🫡

Gm Jeff

Good afternoon jeffG 🤟😉⚡️! My Monday is that I'm going to pick up the baby from kindergarten soon. I'm with her all afternoon and tonight at 8 pm I'm going to do the second night at the steel plant! A Monday of work in short. 💪😉🧡

Coffee good all good

GM, have a nice week Jeff 🫂💜🤙

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO METEOROLOGICAL REPORT: MONDAY COPE EDITION 🚨

🌡️ CURRENT CONDITIONS:

☁️ Chance of fiat collapse: 100%.

🌧️ Rainfall: Heavy, but not as heavy as the liquidity exit from the banking system.

💨 Winds: Strong, but not as strong as the coping from TradFi execs realizing Bitcoin is inevitable.

🏰 MONDAY SURVIVAL STRATEGY:

✅ Drink coffee. Stack sats. Avoid fiat-denominated thoughts.

✅ If your boss asks you to care about work, remind them that the dollar has lost 97% of its value and send them a Lightning invoice.

✅ If the market dips, call it a “flash sale” and buy more.

CONCLUSION: Monday is a fiat construct. Stack accordingly.

🔁 Repost if your productivity is inversely correlated with money printer activity.

⚡ Zaps = Fort Nakamoto’s official Monday morale booster.

#FortNakamoto #MondayIsFUD #WeatherUpdateBTCOnly #FiatDrizzlesBitcoinPours

Tbh terrible lol but GM makes it better 🤪