My kid, age 3 when asked where their shoes are: …

Also my kid, age 3 when passing a random storefront: “Remember that time when you forgot your wallet when we got to the checkout lady and we had to walk all the way back to the car to get it and we left the keys to the car back at the store and had to go back and get them and by then, I had to poop and we couldn’t find a bathroom?”