So I had this dream where Hitler asked me to go on a road trip down the I-5 to Tijuana. I was like, okay let's go. He says he wants to drive, but his license expired. I said fine, let's make a pit stop at the department of licensing, and get some red bulls. We step in, and a fat black woman asks "how may I help you?" And I reply "Führerschein für den Führer"
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That’s crazy I had the same dream
You were Hitler. It's a shared dream. Inception tech.
i was actually at the DMV today to get a replacement for drivers license i lost ...
but the black girl that helped me was hot as fuck ... she was young, tall, fit, pretty and had good manners ...
still, DMV itself sucked ass ...
don't worry i won't get be getting any less racist over this.
and i would never go out with a black girl but some of them are hot.
I bet you lost your license cause you're a speed racist. Too many speeding tickets. Gas gas gas, I'm gonna step on the gas!
i have had my license suspended when i was younger but this time around i just physically lost the ID.
i went to tour a swimming pool, they took my ID for some BS reason, and i forgot to take it back.
i called them 2 weeks later when i realized i left it there but they said they couldn't find it.
Dang, digital ID from uncle Klaus is for folks like you