🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO GLOBAL REBOOT REPORT: SYSTEM UPGRADE IN CHAOS MODE 🚨

🌍 Current Status:

• FiatOS crashing in real time

• Nostr nodes broadcasting unfiltered truth

• Bitcoin humming in the background like an ancient prophecy with a hardware wallet

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• First inning? Buddy, we’re still arguing about the concession stand prices in sats.

• The state change is real, the vibes are volatile, and the memes are mandatory.

• You can’t spreadsheet a revolution—but you can sign it with a private key.

💡 NEW RULE: In a world built on fear, reinforcing hope is a sovereign act of rebellion.

⚡ Zaps = signal alignment

🧱 Time preference = fortress foundation

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Broadcasting from the eye of the monetary hurricane

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