You just made the case for sounding like a self-absorbed and selfish asshole without a fundamental understanding of:
A.) anyone that lives under circumstances other than your own.
2.) most basic purpose and function of a democratically controlled government, operated separate from the church.
America, and the fundamental values it was founded on are *definitely* not for you.
I recommend trying out living in a theocratic state that developed outside the effects of the reformation.
Try the Middle East. You’ll love it much more there. It’s much more your style.