Never date a woman that has a cat.

Never date a woman that has more than one dog.

Never date a woman that is older than you.

Never date a woman that makes more money than you.

Never date a woman that has a history of exhibitionism.

Never date a woman that smokes or does drugs, even if you do.

Never date a woman that has seriously dated guys you find repulsive (better to have never seriously dated anyone.)

Never date a woman that goes both ways.

Never date a woman that has kids or has been married (unless you do also)

Never date a woman that has tattoos or piercings anywhere other than her ears. Two holes in each ear is pushing it.

Never date a woman that is out to compete with men.

Never date a woman that doesen't have good hygene.

Never date a woman outside your race.

Never date a woman from a religion you yourself would never consider joining on your own.

Never date a woman that doesen't share your values for education.

Never date a woman that would be jealous of your ability to earn wealth.

I've made all these mistakes, and more, but my wife passes all the tests.