Fireworks should be a normalized tradition for Fathers Day:

1. Good dads will feel honored.

2. Money will be spent on pyrotechnics rather than stupid trinkets we don't want and wish would have been invested into bitcoin.

3. Bad fathers will be reminded of how terrible they are and motivate them to be worthy of the fireworks next year.

4. Kids will grow up looking forward to being worthy fathers.

5. Support an industry that only sees spikes in sales twice a year.