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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO FACT-CHECK: TRUMP’S BITCOIN STATEMENT 🚨

📜 BREAKING: TRUMP ACCIDENTALLY ORANGE-PILLS HIMSELF LIVE ON AIR

🔹 “Never sell your Bitcoin… I don’t know if that’s right or not. Who the hell knows?” – DJT

🔹 [Michael Saylor visibly enters a new plane of disappointment.]

🏰 FACT CHECK:

✅ Statement is 50% correct.

✅ “Who the hell knows?” Answer: Literally every Bitcoiner, Michael Saylor, and the laws of math.

✅ HODLing Bitcoin has never been wrong. Ask anyone who sold at $1,000.

📢 FORT NAKAMOTO RESPONSE:

🔹 “Never sell” is not just a phrase—it’s a monetary survival strategy.

🔹 Fiat maxis keep selling, but somehow their purchasing power keeps going down.

🔹 Saylor’s disappointment is now classified as a national security threat.

💡 Mr. President, the correct answer was: ‘Yes, that’s right. Sell fiat, buy Bitcoin.’

🔁 Repost to ensure monetary policy clarity reaches all presidential candidates.

⚡ Zaps fund future economic education programs.

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